Stupidity my friends, is NOT an attractive quality.
Okay. Some people just can’t help it. They were born with the wrong set of chromosomes. But don’t you ever find it humourous when people try and sound smart? And then they just end up looking like idiots because they’ve gone and made up a whole new fucking word?
Everyone has seen WTFug. If you haven’t, you should. It’s great laughs. The souls of SL who are inept in fashion displayed so brutally on the world wide web. Well, I’m bringing to you some words and phrases from some really special people. I’m not talking about the “unique” type of special. No. I’m talking about the “short bus” kind of special. Think of it as a “WTFug did you just say?!”
I profile perv. Who doesn’t? But I have a new amusing pastime while profile perving: looking for some seriously jacked up words.
Spelling errors I will let slide (sometimes). I only say sometimes, because a profile should be edited FFS. If you’re an English speaker, grab a damn dictionary and learn your own language. For those who don’t speak English as a first language, you’re forgiven…I’m sure I’ve made up words in Portuguese.
How did the new “hobby” begin? *snickers* Because, I’m being a snarky lil c**t.
Disclaimer: I misspell words ALL THE TIME. I even switch words out. In fact, my friend didn’t let me live down the fact that I once put “common” instead of “come on” on this blog. I didn’t even bother to change it. But it doesn’t mean I can’t laugh at others…hell laugh at me too, I don’t care. But one thing I DON’T do, is butcher words or make up new ones.
Winner#1: “surpise” and “satrical”
I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt, that she just spelt the words incorrectly. But there are a few reasons why I can’t let this one slide. If it’s in a profile, you have the damn time to make sure that you spell things correctly. “Chill out Jana.” NO! You know why? Because she felt it necessary to use fancy vocabulary words throughout her profile to make herself sound intelligent. And then she can neither spell “surprise” nor “satirical.” Oh, not to mention she uses “satirical” as a noun instead of an adjective. … I’m sorry hunny, did you mean SATIRE? Stop using thesaurus.com. It’s revealing your true lack of intelligence.
Winner #2: “hallujiah”
Pretty self explanatory. Hallujiah?! SERIOUSLY?! It’s not a mere slip of the fingers for misspelling folks. They don’t even sound the same. How do you miss another “L?” I can’t listen to Leonard Cohen the same way anymore. *scoffs*
Winner #3: “konogable”
Yeah, this person was praising her teacher for being konogable and sharing all of his kono…actually I don’t remember (and I don’t care to remember) what made up word she used for knowledge. Whatever he was teaching her, it sure wasn’t English. I’m not sure who should be smacked harder.
Winner #4: “encourageable”
Doesn’t seem so bad. Right? WRONG. Now let me preface my following comments with this: It’s not wrong to use quotes from famous people. In fact, I do that too sometimes. But, be original for fucks sake. So, Winner#4 has a profile that is riddled with quotes from other people. You know, one of “those people” who like to use insightful quotes to sound enlightened because they can’t come up with their own thoughts and translate it into words. This is what I would call a complete lack of originality. Well if you describe yourself as being a princess, or being precious, and then as “encourageable” … of course I’m going to point my fingers and laugh at you! There are few things that are as precious as some little girl trying to sound smart and sweet and unknowingly calls herself “incorrigible.” No really. Do people think that encourageable is a word?
I know. I KNOW! Jana is such a bitch. She’s picking people apart. Oh “common!” You know you point out people’s shortcomings for shits and giggles now and then. I just thought I’d assert a little arrogance. I mean, I don’t really do it in RL…so why can’t I do it in SL? (By the way, you gotta learn to laugh at yourself and your own shortcomings too. Feel free to point out any of my grammatical errors and spelling errors.)
<3 Jana
P.S. thank you Solie for catching another one of “common”-like errors. lol